No we can't -- not here anyway. YO mama jokes are pretty insulting and we try and avoid that sort of thing on WA.
Knowledge is everything my friend because "small" doesn't mean they can't fight back! Try a "little person" going up your leg...
With sincerity in his voice, he tells you softly and gently that he loves you. He continues by saying you mean the world to him....
Random things are amusing because they are random and unexpected.Sitcoms are at times funny, and at times a tad unrealistic and...
Sure they do. The true question is can lizards and lollipops ponder enough to ponder if an imponderable could ponder a lizard or...
Why Laugh? Laughter is an emotional release similar to crying, brought upon by a mild mental stress rather than an emotional...
Comes in Threes The floating cords used to play EVERY AC/DC song. What come in threes? PEAS!! Good things, wrong things, blind...
The department of Homeland Security shows up at your door.
Three at most. Two if you want to be comfortable, though. also, if you are sitting in the back seat, you can probably fit four...
A person who watches TV all the time is called a 'couch potato.' The computer counterpart is a 'cyber spud', first coined by...
Only if you deep fry them. you miss to mention the black poultry lords of chickenitza they lay eggs that are the size of turnips...
Answers : Xantafon Vladimir VonQuinam III. His name is Twinkle McStubbersons, fresh from Santa's workshop. How about yours?...
The one that you still have is the one that is left, you lost the other one. Answer Didn't you see that Ren &...
luckylaugh.net. its hilarious
One would think that the amount of oxygen used, would be the same as a herd of purple rhinos and black hippos, in the same...
People are clueless because they've shown a disinterest in learning about a certain topic which makes them clueless about that...
If he is a wood boy I think he wood. If he's a true boy I think he woodent. Let's wish the questioner doesn't start branching...
My belly! He met up with hotdog man and his trusty sidekick bunmaster, together they vetured down to attack the evil colon...
Maybe, but your bottom would probably hurt after that! But it's doing your bit to prevent global warming - a small price to pay...
They are similar. However, some critics consider that the first is usually based in social situations, mishaps and language...
Self-effacing humor is where people make fun of themselves to get laughs. Many comedians do this... they make fun of their own...
Maybe... try it out if you can! I would like to see what happens. It would probably not, although such an experiment would be...
Because they have a higher tone of sound in their language, and use the letters I and A a lot which could result that they have...
"Your Mom Jokes" have been popular for years (back into the 40s.) There was "Your mom wears army boots" to "Your moms so ugly...
You can die of boredom. Almost all of my family died of boredom with the exception of my uncle who was mauled by a bear and a...
Check out Ebay i woulldnt sell it cheap !!! AnswerAny of the next websites may be able to provide the value of your...
age old question they put metal under where they are going to perform they illusion and put very tall strength magnets in there...
I think you could dare someone to put their hair in the toilet, (Did it before) and push their head in, it's fun.Or dare them to...
(The one your professor wants to hear)The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.The premise "because ice cream has no...
Because the stereotypical blonde is pictured as "attractive" at the expense of "intelligent". In the West, at least, attractive...
Opera singers I'm sure My buddie's wife...
It means that person is rude and obnoxious; don't turn your back.----------------------------It's when someone grabs your butt...
Fists are known as dukes since it's cockney rhyming slang, or rather duke of york=fork=fist.
Ooooh la laMY ANSWER: i believe the thing that put the oooh in shampoo is SHAMWOOOHOOO
I heard it was McNeil ...... Franklin McCain Farted
Heyy!! or Whats up!! or Hello? .. ( wait about 3 seconds ) Psychhhhh im not here right now so leave a message. You Have reached...
Yes they do. They are still human like us. Of course they do! The queen is just an everyday person, like you or me, with all...
easy you open your mouth and say the words
Charlie the Unicorn is a character in a humorous and popular youtube video. Character analysis:Charlie The Unicorn Is a...
You go to the North Pole and tell Santa into giving you a job.
9 pounds 3 ounces No idea, but two bears can chuck a station-wagon-ful.
let a young one answer this it pretty much means peace alot of people use it in pictures
A woolly jumper
A self-portrait of a couch potatoe! Lol.
No, zombies are mythical creatures which lack a true real-world counterpart. They are a manifestation of man's fear of losing...
Something between us smells. "i am definitely better"
Bob says " Leave me alone, I'm scared " 2 tacos in blender= mighty attractive 2 tacos in blender= mighty attractive
I think it is the Baby Beat Box by Stylophonic...not sure of the exact remix they used. Cheers
Elmo with a macaroni salad because Elmo is better than Barney. And besides kids like Elmo better because Barney is a dinosaur and...
Yes, that's why DarthVader sounds like he's athsmatic; he's had his life force sucked and beaten out of him. ...
People perceive things in different ways depending on their point of reference. For example: If you grow up near sports minded...
because we all understand that the kitty kat song is fricken AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! and we all wish we had the mad skills this cat...
Because you actually asked this question. Moron. If you are a girl! Everybody knows that dweeb. Whats the matter with you. You...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the tobacco companies would then beat out the insurance, oil and pharmaceutical barons because after the big...
In The Movie Lady In The Water A Snarf Was A Creature Made Of Grass Tha Looked Like A Big Hairy Wolf! according...
Please see link below. WHAT ABOUT BOB????? who bob?what bob?when bob?where bob?why bob??? i don't understand who bob is unless...
I would rather be... 77Answers' contributors have answered like this: I would rather be a forest with nature near me than a...
poke him in the eyes
We held an epic mud wrestling event for our mate's bucks night in march and used the mix from thepartyisoverhere.com. The mud was...
Unfortunately this is classified information, sorry. This information is given out on a "Need to Know" basis, not a "Need to...
that would depend if he was using lasers or phasers. if it were lasers, definitely a space war. If super sonic phasers, I would...
Go to google and type in "dumb quotes," or go to overheardeverywhere.com, and you will find some funny ones. My favorite number...
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Cancer - he was basically a 'chain smoker' of cigarettes.
School prank- Putting someones head in a toilet, then flushing.
I feel angry, because you posted this useless question.
shaggy is a jamaican from birth,34 years of age SHAGGY 2 DOPE IS NOT!!! JAMAICAN THAT IS BS!!! HE IS WHITE NOT BLACK DONT EVER...
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There will be more than one answer. To have a remainder of 8, the divisor must be greater than 8. The only single digit greater...
Some men have a big ego- and many are selfish. Unfortunaly that's just how they are- to be noticed you you have to stand out....
We have had two chickens in each pot, two cars in very garage, and now we have two headaches for each aspirin. MAYBE NOT...
Some of the quotes which originate from Shakespeare, that still find their way into many modern texts and proverbs include: 'All...
To "goose" someone is to pinch them on the buttocks.
alot of people
yes HELL YES Absolutely... that freaking doll is pretty scary. harharhar he's coming...he's coming waaaaah!!! all gingers are...
Now, coming from the cheese master, there are many ways to eat this dairy product. But the most popular way is to have it with...
There is one episode where each character is seen wearing the chicken shirt once throughout the episode, hopefully someone has...
Answerdigital builder screen saver (you understand like a superhero)
i think you have to buy news paper for it as thats the only way I can think of. or go to shop and go through news paper to get...
i will be having sex very soon after im not grounded! yay i will be having sex very soon after im not grounded! yay Hire a...
no. my foot.
I'd find the nearest ice-cream store and attempt to eat the entire place. Barbizon.com when u give them your info. they'll send...
Marty Feldman. Dennis Wolfberg. He died in October 1994.
Yes, YES HE IS. My mommy says he stole all the milk and took the total box of cookies, no no he is a thief
Charming, cute, cuddly, catty, crazy, cunning, curious, confusing.......
If you read the article, you will get an idea of what we go through.
Toungtwisters are something like this : Pass the Perfect Purple Pie Please Sally Sells Seashells by the Seashore! billy button...
breath in really big until you hear something then you push it out there you will hear a fake burp
Realistically she needs the following: At least one pair to game each single dress/frock she posseses. At least one pair for...
Pantsing is when you pull someone's pants down while they are distracted or just not looking. The point is to do it without them...
Many people incorrectly think Goliath was 9 ft. 9 inches tall or taller. Some are so enthralled by the mere thought of giants...
They both taste like chicken to me. yes Well,it depends on the parent and child.My mom doesn't. no but kids taste better...
Neither Spanish or a true Cedar it is a West Indian Tree which the wood is kiln dried and used to make or line cigar humidors
it is cool name gangster it is hard then mohamed ali better than you name 'b'
What do you think rust is? It is oxidation. When steel oxidizes, you get the brownish/orange texture you are familiar with as...
1-they meant 140 lbs. 2-140 lbs=63.5 kg can i ask where are you from??........x
A grebo isn't an Emo, Goth, or a Grunge Metal head. A grebo is a person obsessed with motorcycles. ...
In the misty times before recorded history, there was a certain tribe of intrepid inventors/curious thinkers. During the...
A ceiling fan is a type of propeller and too a mixer. The fan is usually composed of flat blades which are attached to an...